Bishop Secular

Bishop Secular asks, “What happened to all the hymn books at church?” Listen to the audio player to hear what the church has resorted to since…

Bishop Secular says people should get married where they met. If you didn’t meet in the church, don’t get married in the church. Listen to the…

Bishop Secular says just because your church is not on TV doesn’t mean its not successful. In fact, he says don’t be fooled by the ones…

Bishop Secular visited one of his fellow Bishop’s church in Philly. He said his church was growing and he was right, but he was wrong for…

Bishop Secular says a man should never ask a woman how many months she is – unless you know for sure she is pregnant. But listen…

Bishop Secular said a young man proposed to his girlfriend in front of everyone at church Sunday. You would think she would’ve said “yes” even if…

Bishop Secular had the opportunity to talk to his favorite older pastor, Reverend Two Canes. Listen to the audio player to hear how he got the…

It’s been a while since Bishop Secular had to fire a musician at the church. Unfortunately the church band isn’t committed like they used to be.…

Bishop Secular is trying something new with baptisms at his church. Instead of water, they will now use cocoa butter! Listen to the audio player to…

Bishop Secular says the finance committee isn’t happy with one of their members, Archy. Apparently some of his old club habits has trickled into the church.…

Bishop Secular says some people in ministry are wondering why they aren’t getting paid. They have expressed to him they do more work than the paid…

Bishop Secular doesn’t understand why people are having funerals outside of the church. Listen to the audio player to hear why people need to stop having funerals…