Bishop Secular doesn’t understand why some people think they work better under the influence. Listen to the audio player to hear how he knows a few…
Bishop Secular might have to ban all iPads and phones from the sanctuary. After reviewing the tape from the hidden pew cameras he noticed people are doing…
Some pastors that Bishop Secular knows, got tired of studying and not preaching, so they opened up their own church, together. Listen to the audio player to…
Bishop Secular celebrated one of his church members 85th birthday the other day after bible study. They got him a cake with a special scripture on…
Bishop Secular is tired of going down to the police station to get his leaders of the marriage ministry. He says due to their constant domestic violence…
Bishop Secular watched people who couldn’t walk be healed on a television show. While he was amazed at the miracle, his business mind kicked in. Listen…
Bishop Secular had a meeting with woman from the bank the other day. As they walked down the street people blew their horns at her left and right.…
Let’s say you meet a man who says they have three kids, but his car is squeaky clean. Bishop Secular says he’s either lying or he doesn’t…
Let’s just say, money ain’t a thing for Bishop Secular! He doesn’t have problems with money, and in return his money doesn’t have a problem with…
Well, the cat is definitely out of the bag! Bishop Secular said the male choir have been practicing at secret locations for a surprise Father’s Day…
Bishop Secular is disturbed by the vast amount of women who wear heels to church, but can’t walk in them. He said the ladies of the…
“We are the world, we are the children.  We are the ones that make a brighter day, so let’s start GIVING!” Bishop Secular says this Michael Jackson hit…
