Listen, in a different world before I ever became a writer, I used to waitress at the Red Lobster in Matteson, IL. It wasn’t an easy job—pushy customers, long hours and I always came home smelling like fried shrimp and cocktail sauce—but what made it all right were the cheddar bay biscuits.
Whether management knew or not, I ate as many as I wanted, every shift and I didn’t give two shakes.
What I also know is that my love for these cheesy buttery little pastries that melt in your mouth is that damn near everyone in America loves them. And now, this Valentine’s Day, you can gift them to your love in a bright red heart-shaped box.
According to the popular seafood chain, starting on Feb. 10, if customers come in and half a dozen biscuits to go, they will be offered a decorative box with the phrase, “You’re My Lobster” decked on the front for a mere $1.
“Don’t be cliché with flowers or chocolates this Valentine’s Day! Starting February 10, give your “cheddar bae” the gift of everyone’s favorite indulgence by ordering a half-dozen Cheddar Bay Biscuits TO GO from REDLOBSTER.COM, which can be picked up in a restaurant or conveniently delivered to your (or your loved one’s) door,” they wrote in a press release.
“Whether it’s a savory surprise for your sweetheart or a well-deserved treat just for you, Cheddar Bay Biscuits are the way to everyone’s heart this Valentine’s Day,” said Salli Setta, President & Chief Concept Officer, Red Lobster.
“Now, thanks to Red Lobster To Go, it’s easier and more convenient than ever to tell that special someone ‘You’re my lobster.’”
I am not mad about it! This is better than perfume and flowers any day of the week. So, like Beyonce said, go ahead and let your Bae know if they f*** you good, this is what they are gonna get!
Valentine's Day Ready: Here Are 10 Ways To Do You Nails For Love Day
1. RHINESTONE HEARTS BY BARRY'S BEAUTY BAR1 of 10
2. MARBLE NAILS BY LAB SALON2 of 10
3. ANIMAL PRINTS BY THE NAIL BOUTIQUE3 of 10
4. RHINESTONE FRENCH MANICURE BY JUNIE B NAILS4 of 10
5. HEARTS GALORE BY SUPER FLY NAILS5 of 10
6. CLASSIC RED BY MISCHO BEAUTY6 of 10
7. DUST FLAKES AND GOLD LEAFS BY SO HOT RIGHT NAIL7 of 10
8. SOFT AND BOLD BY SHE'S POLISHED THE SALON8 of 10
9. SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS BY ERI ISHIZU9 of 10
10. SIMPLE FRENCH BY NAILS BY MEL10 of 10
What Cliché Candy? Red Lobster Is Selling Cheddar Bay Biscuits In A Heart-Shaped Box For V-Day was originally published on hellobeautiful.com