Hints to avoid disaster with the man you’re going to marry:
1. Whenever one of his boys gets engaged, he says, “Another one bites the dust.”
2. The only time you can see him getting down on one knee is to tie his shoe!
3. He introduces you as “his friend.”
4. He takes pride in referring to his place as “the bachelor pad.”
5. He talks about blowing his life savings on a Lamborghini.
6. He tenses up when you use the word we. Even if it’s just “We love Chinese food.”
7. He has the flu every time your family’s in town.
8. At weddings, you bring tissues he brings reading material.